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WHY SHOULD YOU…

*SAVE:

Some people have no savings and actually why should you?. Why shouldn’t you spend all your money on food,bags,clothes and shoes?. No one knows tomorrow,you might not wake up and you might. You might wake up in realization to poverty because you succèssfully squandered all your money. Why save for tomorrow, it’ll take care of itself and probably take care of you. Do not ask me for urgent 2k though.

*WORK HARD:

You don’t need to. Play away your time and do nothing reasonable. Working hard is a waste of strength and energy after all some people work hard and Still remain poor. At least you’ll make a mark in history as THE FOREFATHER OF A LAZY GENERATION.. You could lie in bed all day till your building comes crashing down or you get chased out by your landlord and you have to live on the streets.

Remember “ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY” so “ALL PLAY AND NO WORK WILL MAKE JILL A CLEVER FELLOW”

*GO TO SCHOOL:

You could discover your talent and God would do the rest. “School is scam” but the very people who say this attend the most expensive schools in the country. School is just a waste of time, start selling goods and you’d make cool money and when asked to present a CV , you could show your bank statement instead. If your talent is writing,stop schooling and just keep writing. It’d work out fine, right?

*PRAY:

Why should you pray? , Can you see God?. Didn’t we all come from the big bang that came out of”nowhere”. You say you worship a God your eyes cannot see, Why?. That’s total rubbish, right? …untill you’re about to get crushed by a car and you hear yourself screaming”God help me” or until you’re diagnosed with a deadly disease which the big bang theory has no solution to.

*LOVE YOURSELF:

What’s special about you?, Why do you deserve self love when everyone else hates you? .. Do not believe in yourself and just gives up on your dreams because others don’t see a bright future for you… Hate yourself because everyone else does and you’d find yourself hating the fact that you hate yourself. You can as well commit suicide and watch people enjoy their lives from your grave… Eating all the chicken you could be eating if you had lived yourself.

NOBODY IS PERFECT.

*LAUGH OR SMILE:

Laughing or smiling is very annoying . Why laugh at anything when the world is as good as hell. What’s funny if I may ask?. Frown at everything,your life,your family,your work,your friends and enjoy your loneliness and WRINKLES in peace.(Frowning causes wrinkles). Joy and happiness isn’t made for you so enjoy your sad years on earth, I pray you live for a hundred of them.

Here’s a tip to look older than you really are: FROWN EVERYDAY .

*WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS?

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